- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punch line.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

whats a dick a dick

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

shammmm is a lesbian.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Anagram.

Your all fags

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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