What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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