a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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