Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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THE GAME

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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womens rights to vote

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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