- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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