There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Potassium? K.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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