"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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