- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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