Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Your Mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

I would rape her

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

whats 2+2? 4

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Anti Joke

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