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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Their, they're, there You're, your

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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