Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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I am a n1gger.

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rape that shit

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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