Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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I am a n1gger.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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An atheist walks into a church

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Penis

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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