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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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