Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's the difference between a duck?

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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