- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

a horse walks into a blender ow

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

NAACP

Your mama's so fat.

Women's rights.

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