How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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