- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Women's rights.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Sac

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

I pooped my pants

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

I can Nazi

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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