Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

guess what what that wasnt it

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

ginger

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

i saw your mom, i said hi

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

oooh look a banshee

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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