Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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