Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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