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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A Jew! Bless you.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

my shift key is broken1

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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