Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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