Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A white person at Harvard

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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