How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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I saw a poor man named rich

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Women's rights.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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