i like pie.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

womens rights

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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