What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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pickle juice?

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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