Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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