Woman's rights

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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