Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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