mark is mark

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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