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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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