- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Win and Beau have no friends

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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