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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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