- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

I saw a shovel once.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

ass in my face ? no

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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You know what's catchy? A cold

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

You're tall.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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