- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

She said no

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Zach Barlow

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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