What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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