Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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These Jokes suck.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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