- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

knock knock Labrinth come in

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

The Barackness Monster

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Your Mom.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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