- Anti Joke

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"