- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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