What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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women's rights

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Nippies

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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