- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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