ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

its snowing on mount fuji

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Rick Santorum 2012

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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