Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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