- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Whats an Anti Joke

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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