What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

whats purple and savage? Barney!

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knock knock. Come in.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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