how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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