- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Shut the cork up!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What do you call a black priest? Father

religion.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Andy Carrol

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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