Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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