- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Why did the dog eat poop?

An Asian fails their maths exam.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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