- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

This sentence is false.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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