Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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