Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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