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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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