Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Dogs in my home.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Today is May 18 2016.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

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