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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

I'm off to my tank guys!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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