how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A man sat on a chair

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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brandon ya twwat

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Penis.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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