- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Snarf Nuggets

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

womens rights.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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