- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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