- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

My friend harris is fat.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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