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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Get on your knees Ho

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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