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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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The WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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bob saget

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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