Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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to get to the other side.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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