What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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girls lacrosse

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Cripples are lame.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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