Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

A man walks into a bar.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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